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stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

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The Power He Knows Not

a-caffeinated-life:

Maleval Week Day 7 Entry 2

Prompt: Blood + AU

Potter-verse AU

"Crucio!"

Maleficent heard the screams resonate in the empty hallway. Stefan was laughing maniacally, wand held high and aimed at the man now writhing in pain on the floor. She stood behind him, willing herself not to close her eyes. Her fists are clenched tightly, fingers digging into palms hard enough to draw blood. While she forced herself to look on, she’s trying her damnedest not to meet his eyes.

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malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

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