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transreyna:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that 

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gingerchic333:

shercockandmycrotch:

kobayashicircle:

frogworkmajyyks:

pro = good

con = bad

prostitution

constitution

wake up america

If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?

congress

*slow clapping it out*

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One time in class, I got fed up

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher:I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid:why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher:because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me:then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class:.....
  • Teacher:.....
  • President:.....
  • Miley Cyrus:....
  • Me:....
  • Teacher:Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

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